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Pass the Denture Cream

2010 August 10
by Pamela

Scene:  Mary Claire and Elizabeth are playing “Birthday Party”.  Elizabeth is the birthday girl and Mary Claire is the mommy, preparing an elaborate meal of eggs, pickles, and birthday cake for the party.

Mary Claire:  Do you want to come to my girl’s birthday party?

Me:  Yes, how old is she?

Mary Claire:  She is turning 5 years old today.

Me:  Then how old are you?

Mary Claire:  I am 52.  All mommy’s are very old.  Like you.

4 Responses leave one →
  1. Julie permalink
    August 17, 2010

    this is the best EVER! laughing my head off. first time I’ve ever been glad I that I’m not a mom….what does it feel like to be THAT old?!

  2. Stacey Harper permalink
    August 17, 2010

    Wait until they ask you if there were cars when you were little!

  3. Nicole Dzikowicz permalink
    August 17, 2010

    Kids are so hilarious;-)

  4. Sally permalink
    August 21, 2010

    Awp! I really *am* 52! Shh, don’t tell.

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