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2011 June 18
by Pamela

MC:  What came first, Moses or the Emancipation Proclamation (pronounced more like “manpipchumpoplimnation”)?

Me:  Moses

MC:  What about dinosaurs?  Did they come before the Emancipation Proclamation?

Me:  Yes

MC:  What about Daddy? 

Me:  What about Daddy?

MC:  I know he came before the Emancipation Proclamation but was he born before the dinosaurs?  Wait, he couldn’t have been born before the dinosaurs because he would have told me all about them.  But I think he might have known Moses.

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  1. Sally Wright Day permalink
    June 19, 2011

    Hahahahahahahah! Love this! Love it love it love it, especially because it proves that turnabout is fair play. There was a day, long ago, when Bobby looked at me in amazement and said, “You were born in the 1950s?!”

  2. Tammie permalink
    June 19, 2011

    OMG. Did you pee yourself laughing??? That is AWESOME. He knew Moses.

  3. Lori permalink
    June 29, 2011

    Ha when I was a little girl I asked my mom if she was born when there were dinosaurs on the earth. She just looked at me. I’m 38 years old & I still remmeber that like it was yesterday. Thanks for posting!!

  4. Ellen permalink
    July 2, 2011

    As a matter of fact, on April 21, that day that Bob was born, I was present! So I know that yes, he did know Moses!

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